Brandi

Today was my interview, not Thursday. I think it went pretty well. A lot of the duties I would be performing are procedures I did as an undergraduate. What I would be doing is tasks designed to understand the biochemical and molecular events that lead to the deposit of long chain fatty acids. (If I were a bitch, I could respond here with, “Eat less, Fatty!” Wow, I guess I’m a bitch). I don’t know if working in an obesity clinic is going to be the best fit for me. My own personal opinion about why people are overweight is that they eat too fucking much and they don’t exercise. What we are searching for is the modern molecular equivalent to the Roman showers of days past, where people can overindulge and not pay the price for it. Although, Roman showers did have a price. When they vomited, the stomach acid caused the degradation of their teeth and ulcers in their mouth. That must have been attractive.

I’m going to quit being mean and crawl in bed with Michael.