Vital Stats
| Name | Brandi |
| Date of Birth | February 8th, 1983 |
| Birthplace | Small town, North Dakota |
| Current Location | Minneapolis |
| Eye Color | Blue |
| Hair Color | Blonde |
| Height | 5′8″ |
| Weight | 118 |
| Body Type | Athletic |
| Measurements | 32B-24-36 |
| Status | Single |
| Hobbies | Gamer Geek Girl, Exercise |
| Orientation | Bisexual |
| Ethnicity | German, Swedish |
| Zodiac Sign | Aquarius |
| Smoke/Drink | No/Social |
| Children | No |
| Education | BA in Microbiology |
| Occupation | Slutty Submissive Scientist |