I have a twitter account. ChatWithOriana I had a lot of fun on it yesterday, tweeting masturbation haiku in celebration of National Masturbation Month. Here’s a sampling of what I wrote.
do the han solo
cranking the two stroke engine
polish the rocket
pumping the petrol
at the self-service island
driving the skin bus
fasten the chin strap
on the purple helmeted
warrior of love
do the finger dance
go waltzing with wee willy
art of unisex
I know it was a little silly, but it was fun.