Sexual Empathy

It’s about me and how I view sex. It’s about an attitude which is completely open and nonjudgmental. I understand you. I am never intolerant or disdainful. Although I have a mountain of sexual experiences of my own, I enjoy living vicariously through you. I love your stories and experiences, and you will love the feeling of being totally accepted. By sharing my own life stories which are alternately sexy, funny, hot, and embarrassing you will know that you are not alone. Some of the incidents of my youth, which I thought were mortifying at the time have since been relegated to a place of humor for me. I can do the same for you. Don’t be embarrassed by your escapades, call me and we can talk about them. I promise I will make you feel better

I have a twitter account. ChatWithOriana I had a lot of fun on it yesterday, tweeting masturbation haiku in celebration of National Masturbation Month.  Here’s a sampling of what I wrote.

do the han solo
cranking the two stroke engine
polish the rocket

pumping the petrol
at the self-service island
driving the skin bus

fasten the chin strap
on the purple helmeted
warrior of love

do the finger dance
go waltzing with wee willy
art of unisex

I know it was a little silly, but it was fun.